The hoodie that explains itself.
A minimalist stick figure named Bob and a knock-knock joke that never gets old. Cozy cotton-blend fleece in clean white. Perfect for lazy Sundays, airport lounges, or making strangers laugh in the coffee line.
Material: Cotton-blend fleece
Fit: Regular
Care: Machine washable.
Sizes: S to 5XL
Tops (T-Shirts, Camp Shirts, Hoodies)
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 27 | 17 | 8 |
| M | 38–40 | 28 | 18 | 8.5 |
| L | 40–42 | 29 | 19 | 9 |
| XL | 42–44 | 30 | 20 | 9.5 |
| 2XL | 44–46 | 31 | 21 | 10 |
Bottoms (Pants, Joggers, Shorts)
| Size | Waist | Hip | Inseam | Outseam |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28–30 | 36–38 | 30 | 40 |
| M | 30–32 | 38–40 | 31 | 41 |
| L | 32–34 | 40–42 | 32 | 42 |
| XL | 34–36 | 42–44 | 33 | 43 |
| 2XL | 36–38 | 44–46 | 33 | 43 |
How to Measure Your Body
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortable.
Hip: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.
Questions about sizing? Email us at support@kaolate.com
For full details, please see our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy. Key points are summarized below:
- Shipping fee: Flat $5.99 for the first item, plus $1.99 for each additional item in the same order.
- Processing time: Orders are typically processed and handed over to the carrier within 3–5 business days.
- Estimated delivery: Most packages arrive within 12–17 business days after shipment. During peak seasons or severe weather, transit may take a bit longer.
- Pickup: We currently ship directly to your address and do not offer in‑person pickup.
- Returns: Eligible items can be returned within 30 days from the delivery date, in line with our published Return & Refund Policy.
- Lost or damaged items: If your order is lost in transit or arrives damaged, please contact us at support@kaolate.com. We will work with you on a replacement or a full refund where appropriate.
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