Generational humor, vintage fabric.
A tongue-in-cheek reminder that you remember dial-up, pay phones, and a world before notifications. Acid wash cotton for that genuine vintage feel. Wear it to brunch and let the millennials figure it out.
Material: 100% cotton (acid wash)
Fit: Relaxed
Care: Machine washable.
Sizes: S to 5XL
Tops (T-Shirts, Camp Shirts, Hoodies)
| Size | Chest | Length | Shoulder | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 27 | 17 | 8 |
| M | 38–40 | 28 | 18 | 8.5 |
| L | 40–42 | 29 | 19 | 9 |
| XL | 42–44 | 30 | 20 | 9.5 |
| 2XL | 44–46 | 31 | 21 | 10 |
Bottoms (Pants, Joggers, Shorts)
| Size | Waist | Hip | Inseam | Outseam |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28–30 | 36–38 | 30 | 40 |
| M | 30–32 | 38–40 | 31 | 41 |
| L | 32–34 | 40–42 | 32 | 42 |
| XL | 34–36 | 42–44 | 33 | 43 |
| 2XL | 36–38 | 44–46 | 33 | 43 |
How to Measure Your Body
Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level.
Waist: Measure around your natural waistline, keeping the tape comfortable.
Hip: Measure around the fullest part of your hips.
Questions about sizing? Email us at support@kaolate.com




